WHAT A WOMAN REALLY MEANS 


WHAT A WOMAN REALLY MEANS
 
What a woman says, what she really means...
 
·         I need = I want
·         We need = I want
·         It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now, Mine
·         Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
·         We need to talk = I need to complain
·         Sure...go ahead and do what you want = I don't want you to do it anyway
·         I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
·         You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
·         You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
·         Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
·         This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
·         I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
·         I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
·         I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
·         Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
·         How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
·         I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
·         Is my hair ok? = Tell me I'm beautiful you insensitive man
·         You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
·         Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
·         Yes = No
·         No = No
·         Maybe = No
·         I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
·         I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
·         Do you like the meal? = Just say its sweet & thanks to me.
·         Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
·         I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

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